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bendoesthingsandstuff:

Words do not even describe how much I yearn for Emma. Yearn with inside my pants.

Cheeeeers, bud!

On the way home after I picked him up from the pub, my dad told me that he is a warlock because he was born on Hallowe’en and asked if I had ever “wondered about strange things happening” in my life.

I discovered it is raining pretty heavily when I let my cat in the window, so I towel dried her in the bathroom. It is hard to pee with a cat watching you.

In bed reading slutever from the beginning because anything else makes me want to run away and live in a squat, but I have too much stuff and plants to do that.

I just read some comment talking about how it’s common to see skinny guys with a “fluffy girlfriend”. Huh? Are we talking cats, medical conditions or conditioners here?

I want to live in a windmill like Jonathan Creek and smoke weed all day on my own except for my cats and plants and never, ever leave.

She knows how to handle her wood.

Dorking out <3

Waterloo Road makes me want to eat paint, whyyyy have I seen almost every episode? Could have learned to knit properly.